I already had liek four beers today, and I guess the dolphin's liver can't process alcohol very well cuz I'm WASTWED!
I went outside this morning to go to the grocery store, and there was a bunch of hippies telling me to vote. I've never seen so many idiots in my life. Not since I went to the Edison Museum or Alabama, anyway.
I didn't punch 'em cuz I was tired. I regret it when I don't punch the hippies, but meh.
But voting--geez. Didn't you hippies take your voting class? Dolphins can't vote! It's in the Constitution, right under the part about the freedom. Don't Americans read their holy documents?
So leave me alone. I don't vote, you don't send me to the zoo. We're even. Except for the ignorance. Stop being ignorant, hippies.
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
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