Gum

I want to chew gum. Do you have any idea how hard it is for a dolphin to chew gum? It's really hard. I keep swallowing it! I even tried a massive piece that wouldn't go down my throat so that it'd stay in my mouth, but I swallowed that too! Well, I would have swallowed it if it hadn't gotten stuck in my throat. Three marine biologists had to do the Heimlich maneuver on me.

(Funny thing about the dolphin Heimlich: the thing that's stuck goes out the blowhole, not the mouth. Nailed one of those biologists in the face pretty good. Gave him a black eye and possibly a concussion.)

Now I realize my teeth and mouth aren't made for chewing, but come on! Gum!