A good friend of mine directed me to an article recently that quoted Jessica Alba as saying something like she's so hot she turns dolphins on. I can't speak for the specific dolphins she was with, but she's probably right. I mean, she's pretty hot.
But there are two things that concern me more about this article.
Number One. This happened on the set for a filming of a show called "Flipper." I hope this has nothing to do with me. Because I own the rights to that name. No one can use it without first consulting me. I smell a lawsuit. (Hopefully that'll give me a chance to meet Jessica.)
Number Two. This definitively proves that reincarnation happens. That's the only way to explain this. Dolphins don't find humans attractive unless the dolphin involved used to be human. I'm really starting to think that there's not a real dolphin out there. Just a bunch of former humans. Almost makes me think all you humans are destined for life as a dolphin. I anxiously await the day Jessica Alba dies and becomes a dolphin. Unless she becomes a fat dolphin.
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