One question that I've surprisingly never been asked is how I came to take up residence in Wisconsin. The honest answer is I don't know. I have no idea how I got here, but when I realized I was here, I just felt like staying. You'd think the proper habitat for a dolphin would be an ocean, but you'd be wrong. It's Wisconsin.
The last thing I remember before I woke up in Wisconsin was hanging out in the Chicago aquarium, making friends with and eating the fishies. I think I got tazered or something cuz next thing I knew I was in some lake in what looked like the middle of nowhere.
So what keeps a dolphin in Wisconsin? That's easy. Beer, especially cheap beer.
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